I’ve had a revelation and decided to create a new religion. It’s called the Religion of ME. It’s only doctrine and dogma is “Send Money to ME.” If in the game of life you pass Go and collect $200, send a tithe to me. It’s no different than all the other religions that solicit your funds, except that I’m honest about wanting money, nothing else. Then, I can better serve ME. Furthermore, my religion doesn’t require any other beliefs or actions, such as taking up your valuable time attending boring services, makes no judgments on your behavior and has no other expenses for church buildings, ministers and missionary work. Quite a bargain, isn’t it? So SEND MONEY TO ME! NOW! Why wait? You, too, can find salvation by helping me and receive my profound blessing.

Note: Donations are not tax-deductible.